"He's like a shiver waiting for a spine."
••••••••••••••••••••∼ Paul Keating, former Australian prime minister, (The Reader's Digest, July/August, 2016, p. 33)
Top poetic imagery for the list. Good job!
I was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!
Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!