pandemo (pandemo) wrote,

Payment Due

Don Forsling, host of the "Morning Report" show on WOI-fm, has a real wicked sense of humor. Today's thought for the day was a warning. "He who fails to pay his exorcist risks repossession."

Resonates in my family. I'm sure he meant it as a humorous piece of fluff, but...

Remember, this is the same guy whose parting words at 7 am on 9/11 were:

Philosophers have long debated whether or not there is a Hell.

But, is there a Heck?

"Sure," says one prominent theologian and wag. "It's for people who don't believe in Gosh."

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