pandemo (pandemo) wrote,


As I was getting the mail out of my box, I spotted two of the protected turkey vultures flopping around with something on the ground right in front of the machine shed.  Fearing it was one of the cats, I swung into the driveway blocked by two swinging gates with a log chain secruing them in the middle.  Frantically, I beeped my horn.

Oops!  Cloitis interruptus - one grounded female, one mounted male, one objecting would be suitor... 
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