I think about all the women who long to "cause a little war" as Queen Guinevere of Camelot infamously desired as a young girl prior to wedding Arthur, then ended up doing as a mature woman, and I realize how truly limited I am in that department... I can't even type with Jabberwock on my left hand and Spelunker on my right.... The cross-eyed, crooked legged, castrated tom cat wars have begun.
Spelunker is PURRING. He's that desperate...
Okay, I can sort of type, but how do I get a sip of water, just tell me THAT!...