So, I get the huge box, and write the letter, and discover, it went to the WRONG RELATIVE. My mother's next youngest sister's daughter was the sweet "pass it on-er".
I don't have a valid email for her, so am counting on someone in the family to get me the one for the new house (if they have one.) Mom can make a copy of what I sent if they don't.
In the mean time, ALL THE FEMALES are getting copies of the stunt, via mom. Everyone has been laughing their heads off all day long. I passed the original to my male cousin in Wyoming, who will also enjoy the laugh, I'm sure.