Ha, ha, ha! Once I got polled by the Neilson survey, whose telephone poll taker was just unable to understand her ears. She was bound and determined to report what I was watching. I suggested, dust accumulating on my TV screen. In 1976, when I moved to Promise City and bought my 80 acre farm, having a fancy house did not compute. I was in "give me land, lots of land, under starry skys above" mode, and at twice the acreage I could really afford, this farm qualified in my mind.
A few months afterward, a beaut of a storm toppled the antenna. I hired a local to put it back up and restring the guy wires.
He returned promptly, antenna still in his hand. "Can't until you replace the roof." By the time I could afford to do that, 25-30 years later, I was out of the mood.
Last year, while recovering from eye surgery, I could not read, but could watch TV. I do rent NCSI back discs and Numbers... one a month or so. Are they still on?