pandemo (pandemo) wrote,
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Garrison Keillor



So, on the Prairie Home Companion, they're singing the biscuit commercial
"Has your family tried them? Powdered Milk...
Has your family tried them? Powdered Milk...
Well, if your family's tried them,
You know you've satisfied them,
They're a real hot item, Powdered Milk...
and sigued into several other songs before doing
Urology, Urology,
Happiness comes down to this;
If you can stand up and piss...

I thought of George, who would certainly have agreed, and laughed so hard I cried, called Mom, and told her, too.
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