pandemo (pandemo) wrote,

Mom's Funny for the Week

March 26, 12:03, Mom sent me:
Uncle C. is putting up paneling in his work shop today with the help of C, who is 6' 3" and over 250 lbs. A veritable Paul Bunyan... Aunt C. is fixing their lunch.

When they tease him about being single, he says he is too ugly for someone to want him. He jokes a lot...

I highlighted "too ugly for someone to want" and answered:
I know that feeling well.

March 27, Mom sent me:
Ugly does NOT apply to you. No way.

I answered:
One good thing -- My momma still loves me! :-)

(Which, if she were a Catholic, would probably rank right up there with "The Pope says you have to..." and other facts of life-as-we-know-it.)

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