pandemo (pandemo) wrote,

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

C's Letter A LA MOM, B.., Kibitzed by L..... And maybe CR... Maybe all she did was furnish the address. I would hate to spread blame where it was not deserved.

After reading the forward below, I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes! DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, sent that!
Hope you got to write some today.

Yes, I wrote some today, a 75 question test that I have to give tomorrow. After about 50, I am not very proud of my questions...

Oh, not what you meant???

Dear C,

I'm told you have a good sense of humor. YOU WILL NEED ONE, as you've fallen into the clutches of my well-meaning family of happily married females. Among them, they've concocted the following for ME to send... YIKES!

C's e-mail. (removed for privacy) That is correct.
> Hello,
> I am... (names removed for privacy) ____'s neice. I hear we both enjoy teaching.--therefore I am interested in technque you use etc--- knowing we have simerlar (some) situations.------

It reminds me of that old elementary school joke. "I'd like to take you home to mother. She deserves a good laugh." So, I had one, which I needed after finishing the second unit test for tomorrow.

Please note: Since I am an English teacher, I know how to punctuate correctly. What with being computer literate, I understand how to use a spell check, and do so regularly. But, my MOM is over 80. I told her I would NOT correct or grade her emails, I just wanted the joy of hearing from her.

But, oh, do I ever laugh in private at some of the creations...
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