pandemo (pandemo) wrote,

A Love Story

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished
with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu
(Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!)

Last year, by the time I COULD get one, the season had passed. This year, I was sick the day we could pay for one at work. I mentioned it to the school nurse, and one day the next week, she popped her head into my classroom and told me the public health nurse was in her office and would be glad to give mine to me now. She watched my class while I went down. So far, so good.
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