Snuffle, snuffle, slurp.
LE: "I came prepared today. I have a terrible cold." He pulled wads of tp out of the pouch on his sweat shirt, took another double hand-ful out of his pocket, then got some more from his jeans pocket. Turning to his classmate, he asks, "Would you like some TP?"
LW: "No thanks. I'm good to go."
And they BOTH looked at ME strangely when I burst out laughing...