Garrison Keillor (in his Guy Noir, Private Eye segment) took a no frills Wisconsin Airline called Dairy Air... down to Chicago where he rented a Hertz Less, a budget car.
"Do you want one with a steering wheel, or do you just want to lean left or right?
And all the cars wear bumper stickers (around the town that hosts the Ravinia Festival) "Proud Parents of an Oboist" and "Don't Honk -- I'm Listening to Books on Tape"
and went to a concert by the world famous tenor, Domingo Placibo...
Oh, how I laughed!