pandemo (pandemo) wrote,
pandemo
pandemo
  • Location: Promise City, Iowa
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  • Music: Sinner, Please Don't Let This Harvest Pass

Appropriate Responses...



http://pandemo.livejournal.com/4558.html

from JVM


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Tags: pick-up lines, quote
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