In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a laundry: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
Notice in a health food store window: Closed due to illness.
Posted at an Arizona military base: Unauthorized personnel only.
On the box of a clockwork toy from Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Coolers and heats: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time, we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Los Angles dance club: Clean dancing every night but Sunday.
In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the pot and stand upside down on the draining board.