pandemo (pandemo) wrote,

Funny Signs

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

In a laundry: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.

Notice in a health food store window: Closed due to illness.

Posted at an Arizona military base: Unauthorized personnel only.

On the box of a clockwork toy from Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.

On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs.

In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.

Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Coolers and heats: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time, we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Los Angles dance club: Clean dancing every night but Sunday.

In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the pot and stand upside down on the draining board.

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