Time to go, and here I sit
One sock on and one sock off,
Reading my e-mail, which I MUST quit...
My mind's all a'flutter
Two socks on, top still bare,
Mind stuffed full of useless clutter
No help for it!
Hair's clean, but wet, so back is too,
While I'm still wet, new bra's too tight to fit...
What to do? What to do?
New bean fusia waits to be donned
Old bra, old sag, so what else is new?
I'm Gonna Be LATE!
Happy Doggrel to you this a.m.