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Top 10 Mark Twain Quotes



Mark Twain sure had a sharp tongue. No wonder that Mark Twain quotes are known to be some of the most sarcastic. They spare none and have no sacred cows. This makes him a quotes lover's delight. On this page, find ten of the best Mark Twain quotes.

1) Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

2) Mark Twain
There are several good protections against temptation, but
the surest is cowardice.

3) Mark Twain
One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that
a cat has only nine lives.

4) Mark Twain
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and
loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole
lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

5) Mark Twain
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no
influence in society.

6) Mark Twain
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us
could not succeed.

7) Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the
fight in the dog.

8) Mark Twain
The man who does not read good books has no advantage
over the man who can't read them.

9) Mark Twain
Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on
Earth.

10) Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't
want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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