I decided I wanted some cherry pie, so I bought one at Hy Vee. I can never eat their crusts, but it is a lot easier than making something myself -- generally.
Tonight, when I bit into it, t'was rhubarb! T'ain't fair! It's a 50 mile round trip to return it for what I REALLY wanted! I don't tolerate rhubarb well even when I'm expecting it.