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Come live with me, and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove...
- -- Christopher Marlowe
Today is just one more occasion of a relative not getting my humor, or me trying too hard to be funny, not sure which. Here's the conversation I…
Trying to decide if I needed to change the clocks this morning or this evening, I oh, so innocently typed Daylight Savings Time into my browser,…
I talked a nurse into weighing me by piggybacking on another resident's trip to the weight room. I am off the iv, and the head of nurses came in…