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Country Life Lessons



Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
    -- Anonymous


Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.
    -- Anonymous


Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
    -- Anonymous


Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
    -- Anonymous


Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
    -- Anonymous


Mortgaging a future crop is like saddling a wobbly colt.
    -- Anonymous


A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
    -- Anonymous


Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
    -- Anonymous


Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
    -- Anonymous


Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
    -- Anonymous


Meanness don't happen overnight.
    -- Anonymous


To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.
    -- Anonymous


Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.
    -- Anonymous


Teachers, bankers, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
    -- Anonymous


Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
    -- Anonymous


Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
    -- Anonymous


Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
    -- Anonymous


Don't corner something meaner than you.
    -- Anonymous


You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.
    -- Anonymous


Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.
    -- Anonymous


It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
    -- Anonymous


Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
    -- Anonymous


You can't unsay a cruel thing.
    -- Anonymous


Every path has some puddles.
    -- Anonymous


When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
    -- Anonymous


The best sermons are lived, not preached.
    -- Anonymous


Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
    -- Anonymous


Lazy and Quarrelsome are ugly sisters.
    -- Anonymous
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