http://www.livejournal.com/users/pandemo/221154.html
I have "deck pants." Every time I stand up, they hit the deck.
- -- Stanley Sanders ... who had lost a lot of weight as the result of having a part of a brain tumor that survived the operation and had limited his life expectancy to less than eight months... He still kept his sense of humor, amazingly enough, and his marvelous outlook on life.