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Tuesday, July 28th, 2009
10:15p - On Giving Advice -- Bill Cosby


A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
    -- Bill Cosby


current mood: amused

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10:18p - On Thoughts -- George Carlin


When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts?" and you put in your two cents' worth, what happens to the other penny?
    -- George Carlin


current mood: amused

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10:38p - Joy Is


Joy is discovering that the best doctor for fixing the muscle spasms in my back, who moved to Des Moines a few years ago, just signed a three year contract in a town 37 miles away... AND he has NOT lost his touch... sigh of relief.


current mood: satisfied

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