Last night, I woke myself up by SCRAPING MY right BIG TOE against the sheet. So, I got some lovely pain meds to take the ache away. The doctor also saw fit to give me some pain pills. Within 25 minutes, my achy feet went away. I was dozing lightly in my chair with my feet up, Black Stripe asleep on my lap when I jerked upright -- the pain just dissolved.
That is a much more pleasant way to wake up than what happened last night.